G'day from the bottom of the world, lovebirds!

Hope you're not freezing your tits off too much up there, ha ha!

Australia is heaven on a stick. Jack has gone completely native, I'm going to buy him a hat with corks on and call him Crocodile Dundee. He even went and checked out a radio station in Melbourne; seriously, if they offered him a job I don't think he'd ever come home again. Except, ha, get this! He's MORTALLY TERRIFIED of snakes. I didn't know until there was a tiny one on our balcony last week and he practically screamed the place down. I had to coax him down off a chair with a brandy. It's a good job he's got me to protect him.

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